Uh......

Sorry, I seem to have slipped into the blogging doldrums this week. Truth be told, I'm feeling rather self-conscious about the fact that the tone of most of my recent posts seems a little... nasal. Wah-fucking-wah. I'm going to go out on a limb and guess you could do with less of that.

So instead of whining about my whiny writing (uh oh... am I too late? did I already do it?) I'll share with you a couple of hopefully non-whiny tidbits that I just can't seem to shape into whole blog posts.

1. I got my nose pierced and it's sore, but it's so worth it. Now, instead of looking like a slightly-overweight, nondescript, middle-aged white female, I look like a slightly-overweight, nondescript, middle-aged white female with a swollen nose.

Ni-i-i-ice.

2. Young Son is taking part in a fun science program. The kids get to pick their call sign. Young Son has decided his is 'Pan Pan'.

No, I have no idea. Yes, I know he's going to get beat up in middle school, but we still have three years before we have to worry about that.

When my kids were little, I would pretend I couldn't hear them when they started in on me in that whiny voice. I would tell them that I couldn't hear them unless they talked in their regular voice.

I'll be back when I can talk in my regular voice, 'k?