
(pant pantpant...) "Whatcha doin'? Huh? Is it time to go OUT?"
After a few head pats followed by some hard-core ignoring, I can usually get her to go lie down on her bed which is a whole four feet from my chair. If I keep ignoring her, sometimes she'll give up and fall asleep.

Or so I think... until I start to feel a prickly, burning sensation running from my right ear down my neck.
"What?!? I am lying down!"
There's nothing quite like the greyhound laser-gaze to make you feel a little self-conscious.