S: "What did you decide about the name thing?"
L: "Oh, I'm just going with Mr. B's. I was tired last week and decided that writing out both last names was just too much hassle. Besides, if I stick with his name, my initials will be E.A.T. How can I pass that up?"
S: "That's priceless! Too bad you're not a medical examiner."
S: "Then you'd be E.A.T., M.E."
In 48 hours I'll be en route to Las Vegas. I'll be out all next week, but will probably poke my head in here to post something for you.
In the meantime, have fun with it!