Tuesday, March 11, 2008

We wants it!

Today I must send you off to Amazon.com for your cheap thrills.

Note: The following web page is safe for general consumption but may present a choking hazard for readers with poor self-control. Be sure to read the reviews -- that's the best part.

Click here for hilarity!

At first I was positive that it was just for fun, but the more I look at it, I'm not so sure. I can see where some clueless toy designer might have thought this was a good idea. Would have loved to have heard the pitch for it!

So, whaddya think? No-shitter or bullshitter?


  1. Frightening, yes. But not nearly as much so as "Customers who bought this item also bought:", and "customers who viewed this item also viewed".

    Where is the "Titanium Knee Strip-Search Area"? Oh. Maybe I can purchase that separately.

    Evil Twin

  2. Mr. B sent this to me last week.
    While I was at the airport.
    Having gone through screening.
    Having been wanded.
    And now, this....

  3. Peter, oh you definitely need this!

  4. That's freakin' hilarious! I like the Kid's Pimp Costume as well. Ha!

    Love your blog, by the way.


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