Just ask Crasher Squirrel.
Apparently my maternal grandparents knew this as far back as the 1960s.
In reviewing my archives, I was surprised to discover Crasher Squirrel was also present at my first wedding and Young Son's birth. Amazing.
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Yes, this is what I am doing instead of generating fresh content. It's vastly superior, trust me.