Straight from the Boss's Mouth

This is another genuine no-shitter: an excerpt from an article written by my boss for a journal of conference proceedings.

"In the past, [our] users had a hard time if they wanted to change or add a style. The advice of our tech support staff has been:

• You don't want to do that.
  
• You shouldn't do that.
  
• You can use [redacted] to do that.
  
• You can rewrite the [redacted] file.

We no longer give the first two responses...."

Crap! I really liked the first two responses.

But I do treasure the knowledge that my boss has a sense of humor.