5. Dance really cool
4. Play drums
3. Look good in a swimsuit
2. Sing in a small, highly regarded a cappella group
(not barbershop!)
1. Be a backup singer
Impressive, huh?
'Follow your dreams', my ass -- thank the universe I didn't fall for that line of shit. Dreams are one thing, talent and drive are something else altogether.
Which, I suppose, is why I sit in front of a computer all day.
Yikes! I think we may be twins!! I am right there with you, except I'd want to be a pop star/rock star vs. the a capella thing. But otherwise...I'm RIGHT there with you!
ReplyDeleteToo funny! Glad to know I'm not the only one with impossible dreams.
ReplyDeleteThen again, that's probably why we have American idol, huh?