OK, 'conservative' is not a word commonly used to describe me, but there are days when I feel like this.
True Confession: I shot this with my cell phone camera while driving. As in 'dig my phone out of my purse one-handed then fumble to get it open and find the shutter button while all vehicles are in motion' driving.
One of these days I'm going to hurt myself doing this. For you. I only hope you appreciate it. I'm just sayin', is all.