I'll bet this hardly ever happens in your building.
He's right about that!
Subject: URGENT: Full armor drill today
FULL BATTLE GEAR DRILL TODAY
Federal Protective Service will be in full armor today
with machine guns and all the battle gear to conduct a
DRILL on their readiness.
There will be plain clothes officers and additional
officers at both entrances and lobbies in full gear
including weaponry TO INCLUDE MACHINE GUNS.
We want to make sure you are aware of this exercise to
THIS IS A DRILL FOR FEDERAL PROTECTIVE SERVICE ONLY
NO ACTION NECESSARY ON OUR PART
Please share this information with those that may not
have access to email. We do not want to alarm anyone.
Thank you for your patience during these few hours.
Designate Official, [REDACTED] Building
I particularly enjoyed the phrases in all caps. Very thoughtful.
AFTER ALL, WE WOULDN'T WANT ANYONE TO BE ALARMED BY THE MACHINE GUNS, WOULD WE?