Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Wednesday Weirdness

Wow, I'm completely blocked. I've been trying to write this post all day but nothing's come out. So I guess that means it's time for...

Wednesday Weirdness #39!
Warning: One question below has a mature theme. Continue at your own risk. Not suitable for those with any measurable couth.
1.) Do you drive with your hands at 10 and 2 on the wheel?
Nope, more like 9 and 3. Or 8 and 4. Sometimes just 6 or 12. If I'm eating a Whopper, I use my knees. But don't tell anyone.

2.) How long do you keep cards given to you on birthdays and holidays before throwing them away? If you don't throw them out, what do you do with them?
I used to keep some of them because I felt guilty tossing them but I've finally learned that like popcorn, they're best enjoyed fresh. Unless they're photo cards, after a month or so they win a trip to the big blue recycling bin.

3.) If, when you die, you could will any one of your characteristics to your children (child/future children), what would it be and why?
Introspection, self-analysis, whatever you call it. It not always a good thing, but overall I think my ability to self-reflect has probably saved me a few thou in therapy over the decades.

4.) What is the best personality trait you got from your mother and the best personality trait that you got from your father?
Mom = humor, or musical ability. Dad = Affinity for math & science.

5.) What is something that you wish you had a better understanding of?
Ugh. Just one thing? Right now, I'd have to say the software package for which I'm supposed to be providing technical support.

6.) What makes you nervous?
When something unfamiliar is going to happen and I don't know what to expect. Loss of control over my surroundings! Argh!

7.) What is the strangest household object that you have ever or would ever use for help in masturbation?
Uh... I'm afraid I'm not that creative.

8.) What do you have sitting on the countertop in your bathroom?
Everything. Pill bottles, face stuff, hair stuff, tissue box, you name it. Heaven forbid I should have to dig through a drawer for something.

Let's hear it for TMI!

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