This is an actual email sent out today by one of my coworkers in response to a customer query:
(The color is mine)
----- Original Message -----
Sent: Friday, October 19, 2007 9:37 AM
Subject: Re: (no subject) [convert to RTF]
The short answer is no.
There is not a one-to-one correspondence between our objects and RTF objects. The conversion is doing the best job that can be done. Typically there will be some manual clean up after the conversion.
[redacted] Software, Inc.
This made me laugh out loud at my desk. "The short answer is no." How cool is that?!?
I called George to tell him how great it was and that I wanted to make it my sig line. I think that puzzled him a little.
This has got to be one of the best tech support responses ever. It ranks right up there with "Well, it works for me."