JFC!

The Ex, a civil service employee, sends this in to be filed under the heading of "You have got to be friggin' kidding me!"

He received this e-mail, somewhat redacted for your protection, in the course of government business:

I have received the fax.

Thank you,

Ms xxxxxxx
Payroll Customer Service Rep.
Code: xxxxx
Bld: xxxxx
Phone: xxxxx xxx xxxx
Fax: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Email: xxxxxxxx@xxxxxxxxxx

FOR OFFICIAL USE ONLY - PRIVACY SENSITIVE - Any misuse 
or unauthorized disclosure (blah blah blah...)

(Now, wait for it...
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wa-a-a-ait for it....
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Whammo!)

"A woman's heart should be so hidden in Christ
that a man should have to seek Him first to find her."

Uh... well, OK then.

The Ex (who, BTW, is much closer to being a christian that I ever was) writes:

Jes$# H. Chr#$t what is this? Who would put something like this at the end of a work email? What is she, a payroll clerk or Mother Theresa?

To all you folks out there that put little ditties like this on your e-mail: Be advised someone like me is making fun of you on a grand scale, on the you tubes and world wide webs and such.

And that's a no-shitter - he totally is.

I wonder if she dates much?