Friday, May 15, 2009

It always comes back to the goats

As you've probably noticed, my week has been chock-full of seriousness. Big thoughts, big worries, big fears, big blah fucking blah. I've had it. I can't stands no more.

I want my funny back, and I want it NOW!

So instead of a Fridays Rock! I'm trying out a Fridays ROFLMAO! on y'all. And somehow, Diesel from Mattress Police knew what I would need before I even knew I needed it.

Scary, that.

Am I the only one who thinks this is abso-friggin'-lutely hys-fucking-terical? I mean, c'mon! Welcome to Facebook. All your goats are dead. It just don't get better'n than that.

I've been reading Diesel for awhile, and I usually enjoy his stuff. But you know what? I'm thinking I like the vlog format better. Maybe it's because I have that whole 'split-brain' thing going on, but I'm all about body language and subtle vocal nuances. I think watching and listening to him perform the piece made me laugh a hell of a lot more than if I had just read it. Not to question The Master's tactics or anything, but I hope he does a lot more vlogging.

You know, I feel a little better already. And you?


  1. ET's Much Older SisterMay 15, 2009 at 2:57 PM

    Thanks, Liz, for a great start to the weekend. That is freakin' hysterical. I kinda wish my farm had goats...

  2. Wow, I've been so busy I didn't even know you had posted this. Thanks! I will probably do more vlogs in the future; there are just some things that are funnier when spoken aloud. And it gives me a nice break from the writing grind. Glad you enjoyed it!

  3. Very funny. My daughter had an employee who didn't want to go out of town for work because she had to be able to check on facebook. They made her go anyway.


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