As you've probably noticed, my week has been chock-full of seriousness. Big thoughts, big worries, big fears, big blah fucking blah. I've had it. I can't stands no more.
I want my funny back, and I want it NOW!
So instead of a Fridays Rock! I'm trying out a Fridays ROFLMAO! on y'all. And somehow, Diesel from Mattress Police knew what I would need before I even knew I needed it.
Am I the only one who thinks this is abso-friggin'-lutely hys-fucking-terical? I mean, c'mon! Welcome to Facebook. All your goats are dead. It just don't get better'n than that.
I've been reading Diesel for awhile, and I usually enjoy his stuff. But you know what? I'm thinking I like the vlog format better. Maybe it's because I have that whole 'split-brain' thing going on, but I'm all about body language and subtle vocal nuances. I think watching and listening to him perform the piece made me laugh a hell of a lot more than if I had just read it. Not to question The Master's tactics or anything, but I hope he does a lot more vlogging.
You know, I feel a little better already. And you?